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Wednesday, 11 November 2009
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Those in the junk mail community have often spelled my last name wrong, but lately it seems like they've stopped trying. I've been called many things, but never "Helgerskeet."
Every time I step foot in the kitchen Charlie is there begging for more food. He acts like he's starving, but I assure you, we feed him often.
He's so dark that he throws off my camera's light meter. Thank goodness for exposure compensation.
The wife and I spent last weekend in Warsaw visiting Granny. Generally speaking I'm a light breakfast eater, I'll usually have a bowl of cereal, maybe some OJ, and I'm off to work. Granny made me scrambled eggs, bacon, and an English muffin. How could I turn down bacon cooked in a pan that's pre-coated with bacon grease? At 10:30 I set off for a few hours on my mtn. bike, partly to get my heart beating again, and partly to take advantage of the abnormally warm November weather.
The Winona Lake trails were covered in leaves, so it made cornering a bit dangerous. I managed to keep crashing to a minimum.
A wedding took place about 3.5 years ago on this very spot:
Last week I bought a cycling trainer that attaches to the rear wheel of my bike. (With a little patience, you can find anything on Craigslist). I got sick of the crowds at LA Fitness, so I canceled my gym membership and used the money for the trainer. With this purchase I've also avoided an entire winter of awkward spandex moments. I can now ride in the comfort of my own home, leaving huge puddles of sweat on the carpet. It's only slightly less boring than the gym bikes though.
Saturday, 31 October 2009
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PHOTO BOOK
One of the bad things about digital photography is that I almost never print images. A few weeks ago I heard about Adorama photo books from a blog that I read. I found a 50% off coupon that pushed me over the edge, I had to order one.
I ordered a 26 page book of travel photos that I've taken around the globe. Some of the photos I took with my Holga, others with my 2.1 megapixel Kodak almost eight years ago. The book took (that rhymed) ten days to get here.
The cover shot is from our vacation in Hilton Head last May.
They did a beautiful job. It has a coated waterproof custom hard cover, and the pages are thick archival paper. It really looks pro.
Here's the binding.
The only bad part? The price. A 26 page 8x8 book costs $30, had I not had the coupon, I probably wouldn't have ordered one. I couldn't be happier with the result though, I keep looking through it as if I'd never seen the pictures before.
Check them out: http://www.adoramapix.com/PhotoBooks.aspx
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
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I thought I'd post a few things that I've been doing in school lately. Part of graphic design involves corporate branding, so we have been designing logos and tag lines for businesses. I really enjoy this area of design.
For the first logo I chose a company in Warsaw that I used to work for. It was hands down the worst job I've ever had. Ironically they have one of the ugliest logos ever seen by human eyeballs.
Here is their current logo:

This was the first stage of my redesign. I've since made a few subtle tweaks, but unfortunately I don't have a jpg version to show you.
Next I did a logo and business card for a local pet store. Don't bother looking for this store in Indianapolis, because it doesn't exist. The name was made up by our professor, it was was our job to come up with a tag line, logo, and business card. They're a locally-owned, friendly, yet not too casual, upscale, pretend pet store. Run with it.
This was eventually what I churned out as a logo:
Here's my business card design for the fake company, with a made up manager's contact info, and a fraudulent phone number and street address.
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
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On Saturday I did a six hour mountain bike race in Versailles, IN. The idea of the race is to complete as many laps as you can in less than six hours. The course in Versailles is about 13 miles in length. I was kind of apprehensive about how things would turn out. Would I have the fitness for it? Would I go out too fast and not be able to finish? Would I crash real hard deep in the woods? If so, would Erin be able to identify my body before winter set in? All these things and more I pondered.
The only redeeming quality in marathon distances is the slower starting pace. It's easier to settle your heart rate than it is in a normal XC event. The Wife pitched her camp chair beside the pit area and spent most of her afternoon giving me bottles of Gatorade, bananas, and pre-portioned Clif Bars. I passed by about every hour or so.
The course had a little bit of everything; some long grinding climbs, some screaming fast downhills, some river crossings, and some really rocky technical sections. It was easily the hardest physical activity I've ever participated in, but it was the best result of my life. I placed 4th overall, finishing 5 laps in 5 hours and 41 minutes.
Even in thick forest my Garmin GPS held a strong satellite signal, giving me tons of cycling data geekery. Here's a beautiful elevation chart that it spit out at my request:
Tuesday, 04 August 2009
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People have said to me;
“Chris, you should lock your car, someone could steal your radio.”
“Chris, why don’t you lock your car, someone will drive away with it.”
No one has ever said to me;
“Chris, lock your doors, someone may light your car on fire.”
Early on Saturday morning the unthinkable happened. Someone tried to light my car on fire. Indeed, I was surprised to find my glove compartment opened, the papers it contained had been charred, and ashes sprinkled the passenger side floor.
There was a mounted Photoshop project in my back seat, it too had been lit on fire. (Luckily, it had already been graded).
In a brazen attempt to ignite my beautiful 1998 upholstery, the hoodlum had taken a lighter to the right side head rest. It left a melted black patch, but apparently didn’t catch fire.
Perhaps the most shocking item vandalized inside my vehicle was my neck tie. Who lights a tie on fire? Everyone knows that silk is a poor accelerant.
I called the proper authorities, and three officers showed up at our apartment, each in a different cruiser. One guy to take my statement, another to take poorly composed digital photos of the crime scene, and one guy for backup.
Later I was issued an official Victim’s Card. My whole life I’ve felt victimized, now it’s been confirmed by the state of Indiana. According to one of the officers, I was the seventh victim of vehicle arson in our area. Of the seven cars, my Honda was the least damaged. This was the work of a serial arsonist. My car doors are currently locked.
Wednesday, 08 July 2009
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Series #4 really couldn’t have gone any worse. Heavy rain the previous night left the 6 mile course in shambles. Literally there were parts I deemed to be unrideable. In the tightly knit group that is mountain biking, we refer to these conditions as “hike a bike.” After enduring the horrors of NCAA Division 3 cross country at Salem State College, I swore I’d never run competitively again. Yet there I was, sprinting up hills, a perfectly good bike slung over my shoulder, my heart rate pegged near 200 bpm.
Three laps into the race, after riding through a river, I heard the unmistakable sound of my rear tire exploding. The damage was too severe to fix, and I hadn’t brought an extra tube anyway. Nearby I found a paved road and began the trek back up to the start line. While walking back, I met Erin, who was freshly awoken from her recent nap in the car. (The wife’s been working an ER night shift). She snapped this picture of me, capturing my race day frustration in program mode while using the fill flash. Nice work Erin.
Saturday, 04 July 2009
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In my advanced imaging class we've been touching on HDR photography. HDR means "high dynamic range," and it involves meshing three photos together into one. You take three pictures; one that is dark, one that is perfectly exposed, and one that is overexposed. This software called Photomatix then averages them together into one single shot. It's a little more complicated than that, but I don't feel like explaining it in detail. The results have kind of a surreal look.
Our professor brought us to Crowne Hill Cemetery on Thursday to shoot some of the massive monuments. The gate closes at 8pm, and we left at 7:55, only to be greeted by a padlocked fence. Yes, we were locked inside a cemetery! We waited a while, our cars lined in a row, until a rather annoyed looking gatekeeper came to set us free. He was slightly hunchbacked, and wore a patch over his left eye.*
Here is one of the better HDR shots that I got. This is Riley's memorial.
This weekend I'm heading down south again to race #4 in the Indiana series. It will be a very hard race, and again, we'll be doing two more laps than the rest of the field. I just hope that my back will hold up ok.
Over the past week I've been applying for fall graphic design internships. It's an uneasy feeling to send out samples of my work, not really knowing what people are going to think. I feel like every assignment I complete at school could potentially get me a job someday. It's all the more motivation to work hard on everything I do.
*this story may have been embellished.
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
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I was fishing through a folder of old negatives yesterday when I came across a reel of color 120 film from my Holga. I only tried color film once with that camera, and it was three years ago in Argentina. I had the film developed in Buenos Aires, but I only made two prints. I remember Blosser’s in Warsaw charged me $7.00 to make poorly cropped, rectangular prints from the square negatives. I was appalled, never went back, and never printed the rest.
At school we have a film scanner, so I spent yesterday afternoon making digital copies right from the negatives. I had a blast. You get way better quality than you would ever get scanning a print.
These three are from camp in Córdoba.
Light leaks in the camera leave those red ghosts.
This is an example of a double exposure. Unintentional, but kind of cool.
There are a few more I'd like to scan, but that's all I have for now.
On Saturday I had a race at Frank Park in Fort Wayne. It may have been the worst race of my career. On the way to the race, 15 miles from home, I realized that I had forgotten my cycling shoes. We drove back to Indy, picked up the shoes, and headed north again. Just outside of Fort Wayne it became shockingly clear that I had also forgotten my water bottles. I had even pre-filled them with Gatorade the night before, but I left them in the kitchen. I was already running late, so Erin dropped me off, I registered, changed in a porta-potty, and jumped on my bike to warm up. Luckily, Erin found some water bottles at a nearby bike shop.
The race went tragically bad, but I finished. My back seized up shortly after the 2nd of 5 laps. I’m hoping that the back pain was caused by the long morning car ride, coupled with my short warmup, rather than a condition that will repeat itself this season. It’s amazing how a weak back can sap the pushing power from your legs. I rode like an elderly woman.
Wednesday, 10 June 2009
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On Saturday, Paul and Bekah got married behind the soccer fields at Grace College. The rain held off, and it turned out to be a fabulous evening. I was one of the NINE groomsmen, so I didn’t have a chance to take all that many pictures. However, I snapped a few images at the pre-wedding, guys only, counsel of the elders campfire meeting. (I use the term “elders” loosely here.) The married men gave marital advice, Paul’s dad told stories of his childhood in Africa, his cousin explained why spear fishing is more manly than hunting deer, we roasted cheese-filled hot dogs over an open flame, and there was much rejoicing. The merriment lasted well into the night.
These two exposures were both 25 seconds long.
I also took a few evening exposures while Erin and I were in South Carolina. We got to Harbor Town Lighthouse just after the sun had set, so it was already too dark to take handheld shots. I rested the camera on a picnic bench, using my wallet to prop the lens up a bit.
This summer semester we’re taking an in depth look at Adobe Illustrator. Last week we had to come up with a logo for a chili pepper/hot sauce company. Doing logos is challenging, but I really enjoy it. You have to design something that will be readable on a business card, but also look good on a billboard. Here is what I came up with:
Wednesday, 03 June 2009
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Yesterday evening we had a tremendous thunderstorm roll through parts of Indianapolis. We were taking a break during our three hour Imaging class when we noticed this Armageddon-like cloud passing by the parking lot. The 3rd story stairwell of the tech building has a west-facing window, so we crowded around to witness the meteorological spectacle. I’d never seen a cloud system like this before. I had two thoughts:
- Is this the end of the world?
- Is this a tornado?
It turned out to be neither.
Our Photoshop professor, apparently overcome by his urge to get a closer look, grabbed his enormous, highly metallic, extremely conductive tripod, and ran outside to take pictures. I stayed indoors and made a panorama with my phone. Excuse the window reflections.
This past weekend I had a bike race at Brown County State Park. I was gambling that my previous week of vacation would help my legs rest up, in turn, making me faster. Indeed it did, I beat last year’s time by almost 11 minutes, on a very hilly course. Like always, the race was brutal, but I was excited with my results.
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